State of the Flyers: Riddle Me This!

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The state of Flyers hockey is more of a riddle than poetry.  Here are some riddles for you… I wear a number 5 and love to turn the puck over?  Or, I am a right handed defenseman who skates in mud, who am I?  Try this, I was paid $30 million over six years and cannot get the puck out of my zone, and no other teams even wanted my services, who am I?

Next, we would be a number 7 defenseman on any other team, who are we?  Get my point!  The Flyers entire defensive core is a disgrace! If I see another moment when Braydon Coburn Coburnis behind the net with no pressure and the other team is on a line change, and then watch him ice the puck, I will throw the remote through the TV!  How about when DelZotto or MacDonald reverse the puck for no reason, and then create a self-imposed fore-check!

Then you have Nicholas Grossman…love his effort, but talk about skating in cement!  Now Nick, can I Grossmancall you Nick?  Please use your size and bury someone.  Also, clear the crease with anger and take a head off or two.  If I bring up Luke Schenn, this author won’t have enough time to include my “why did you trade JVR for this piece cr@p rant!”   Next article, the forwards…uggh!  Those are my thoughts, how about you?

 

Reported By:

Dan “Old School” Green

Published by Tony Cutillo

I am an enthusiastic sports and entertainment lover that likes to debate and conversate the most pressing issues in the business today. The world is full of people who like to exaggerate they way they feel to push public perception, but I am not one of them. I like to keep to the facts and report all sources that help me come to my conclusions. I hope you enjoy my articles!

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